KOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG-ah!!!!! There's a little place I know Where a bunch of funky people live. They were looking for a sacrifice One that they had to give. To King Kong. Where did he go wrong? King Kong. That's why I wrote this song King Kong. They took him to a world Where he don't belong. Had to find a lady to give to Kong To keep that chunky monkey tame. He fell in love with Naomi Watts' character I forget her name. Okay, I have to admit I didn't read the script 'Cause I find that it gets in the way. Of my acting pro-cess which I've carefully honed And also I don't know how to read. King Kong Pass the Grey Poupon King Kong Fighting the Viet Kong King Kong Everybody bang a gong 'Cause he don't belong." [ the band slows down for a minute ] Jack Black: Alright, this is where the song gets really personal, so listen up. [ the band pop right back into action again ] Jack Black: [ singing ] "I show up to the set at a quarter to noon And then I pretend to get a nasty cramp. So I can go back to my sweet-ass trailer And take myself a tasty nap. Then the director dude come and pound on my door And say, "Jack this has got to STOP!" But then the next day I had my sweet revenge By urinating in his coffee pot. On the set of King Kong Wears a massive thong King Kong He got it going on King Kong Jack Black wrote this song So do yourself a favor Please clap along Everybody now Clap with me But do not sing The singing's my job You'll only mess up the song, trust me. 1, 2, 3 - King Kong! Opening in Hong Kong King Kong He listens to Cheech and Chong King Kong This is his theme song He's a crazy old gorilla And he guarantee a thrilla' And once you see the movie You'll be feeling pretty groovy And a rooby dooby da ba do ba ba bo oh KING KONG!" [ audience cheers ] Jack Black: That's the song. They didn't want it in the movie, I don't know why.